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- If you go to the polls for me, I'll return the favor by bringing my pole to you.
- Vote for me and I will make this country allllright.
- I'll kiss babies.. But only if they're over 18.
- Lose the zero, get with the hero!
- Healthcare for all Americans, cause when your done with me you'll need it, and when I'm done with America you'll have it.